What is the worst thing that has happened to you when you were drunk?

Try and top this! My brother was at a Wings Ect. and had to urinate. He went to the restroom and was standing at the urinal when he tried to squeeze a fart out. At that momement things went bad! Very bad! Crap shot up his back and down his pants with such force that fecal matter hit the back of his head and went all the way down to his boots! He calls me to pick him up and sounds panicked but won't tell me why. When I get there he is only wearing a pair of jeans and his coat. He walks out and I ask him whats wrong and he say's " I chit myself!" HAHAHAHA!!!!! Is this not the funniest story about being drunk you ever heard!